Is it Bigfoot or not? this week on B.O.R.

Hey, you ever hear or see anything strange down by the ol' creek? Like what? Well, last night something came through there hollerin up a storm, sounded like an angry woman, and it smelled like a rotten skunk mixed with a wet dog and sewage! Well, what did it look like? I ain't sure, I never got a good look at it, but whatever it was it was BIG! That thing was tearing off tree limbs the size of my arm as it left outta there! Well, could it have been a deer? Nah, it wasn't no deer. Well then, what about a bear? Man I'm tellin you this wasn't no bear, plus we ain't even got bears around these parts. Well what do YOU think it was then Mr. Smartypants? I think it was one of them boogers, you know, a bigfoot! But you said you never got a good look at it. Well I didn't, but... No come on now, if you didn't see it, how do you know it was a bigfoot? Did you see the bigfoot break the tree limbs? Well no, but I heard it. But ya didn't see it DO it? Well no, I guess I didn't. Then how can you sit there and say it was a bigfoot? Man, the thing was screamin like one, it smelled like one, it was big like one, it was tearing limbs off trees like one, and we even went back the next day and found some human looking tracks about 18 inches long! So what else could it be?! Did you see it leave the tracks? Well no, I told you we found them the next day. Then you don't really KNOW a bigfoot left the tracks. Since you didn't see a bigfoot, you can't say any of that stuff was a bigfoot. Come on man, that's just silly! What else could it have possibly been?! Maybe it was old Jed's mule. Old Jed's mule? What the hell would old Jed's mule be doing down there at the creek bottom? Well if you didn't see the mule down there, how do you know it wasn't down there? Oh so now since I didn't see the mule down there, I can't say that it wasn't the mule? Right. But I can't say it's a booger if I don't see it? Correct. Well right now I can see something and identify it 100%! What's that? A jackass.