Tuning In With Betsy  

Welcome to your life.

My Godson, Zachary Schwartz, had perfect timing, arriving on
Miami Beach, Friday, May 8, 2009.

Congrats to Mom Karla and Daddy David.

Zachary weighed in at 6 lbs., 8 ounces and is in excellent health.

GodMom Betsy intends to treat him as her own.  The son i never had, has arrived.

Thanks Sister Karla, ya done good.

What a lovely Mother's Day Gift.  It doesn't get better than this.

Remember Auntie Mame, that eccentric aunt, who influenced her nephew Patrick?

Mame's got nothin on us Sister K.

He will learn a lot from us.

I know New York is in his future.

And many other wonderful places and experiences.

He chose us to share his lovely life with this time around and i could not be more honored or proud.

Welcome, welcome welcome Baby Boy Zachary.

Just do Aunt Betsy a favor, don't grow up too fast.

No cell phone in First Grade.

No Personal Computer for your 3rd Birthday.

No pet lizards, frogs or rats and absolutely NOT to anything that
hssssss, looks like, slithers like or is a snake.

The only Python you can associate with  are late night reruns of
Monty Python.

bunnies are absolutely acceptable as pets, but please, just one at a time.
Mom and I are not Noah's Ark, so keep it limited to one bunny every 7 years.


No Spring Breaks in Mexico unless Mom and I are in the next room.


No driving my Mustang till you're 18.

Mom and I will pick out your Prom Date.  We must make sure she's good enough for
Our Zachary.

No Dating without Mom and I chaparoning, till you are at least 35.

That's The Rules for now, but they are subject to change.


Sleep with The Angels, Little Zachary.