Is Santa coming early to Toronto? Is Toronto getting a Christmas Miracle? In early December by any chance? We will, if Brian Burke comes to the Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Team. If he signs on with the Leafs Head Office you can bet the rent, the mortgage and your Lifes, that Toronto Hockey Fans, will be expecting nothing less than a Stanley Cup Victory Parade down Yonge St. in 2009. It is no secret in the Wonderful World of Sports, that Toronto is the richest and most profitable Hockey T eam Franchise, in the NHL, and the most disappointed since 1968. Did Moses part the Red Sea? Did Jesus walk on water? Was Egypt beset by plagues? Does Jesus Save? Does Moses Invest? If you answered Hell Yes to any of the above, expect a Christmas Miracle in Toronto in early December. Does the Charles River turn Green every March 17th? Does Macy's end up in the Black, the day after Thanksgiving? Is Circuit City bankrupt? If you answered Hell Yes to these questions, expect Brian Burke to head East Young Man, Head East in early December. Does Santa come only once a year? Does Santa lay all the dolls under the tree? Is a drunken Irishman still worth something, as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth? If you answered Hell Yes to any of these, expect Toronto to go Wild in early December. Does Brian Burke want to spend less time commuting to Boston? Does Brian Burke want to spend more time with his family? Does Toronto want a winning Stanley Cup Contender Team this year? Hell Yes! Thank You, Jesus. Pass the Jameison's.