Sacre Hockey Pucks! It' s happened again, Once more, I have received a notice from Canada Post, in my mailbox, that the Postman tried to deliver a package, and failed. And once again, it's all MY fault. It is but like Hell, to quote my dead Irish American Mother. Who do I have to be F. Lee Bailey? I now have a collection of these Canada Post Failure to Deliver tags dating back 3 years. Why do I have the laziest Postman in all of Canada? Never once has a Postman or Postwoman, bothered to ring my doorbell, buzzer code, or knocked at my front door. It only happened in Film Noir, back in the 1940's. And in other Canadian News. According to Yahoo News! video, our own Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen ("Yo Stevie" to George W. Bush) Harper has a Stylist who moonlights as a Fortune Teller. But she does not give interviews. Unlike Betsy Balega, who had the pleasure of being interviewed by Global Television last week at The Pantages Spa. The way the Financial Markets are going, you're going to need more than crystal balls. How 'bout titanium ones? That oughta do it. And in other News. Clay Aiken and Lindsay Lohan are both out of the closet. I am too busy with my life to be concerned with theirs. I'm too busy being F. Lee Baily to Canada Post. And in Entertainment News. The best entertainers on tv this week, are both Octogenarians. No, they're not Libras. I speak of Don Rickles and Cloris Leachman. He was the BEST highlight at The Emmy and Cloris stole the show on Dancing with the Stars this week. Not bad gams for 82. That reminds me I must go now to vote, so she is sure to return. And go to the Post Office.