Tuning In With Betsy  

Sacre Hockey Pucks!  It' s happened again,  Once more, I have received a notice from Canada Post, in my mailbox, that the Postman tried to deliver a package, and failed.  And once again, it's all MY fault.

It is but like Hell, to quote my dead Irish American Mother.

Who do I have to be F. Lee Bailey?

I now have a collection of these Canada Post Failure to Deliver tags dating back 3 years.

Why do I have the laziest Postman in all of Canada?

Never once has a Postman or Postwoman, bothered to ring my doorbell, buzzer code, or
knocked at my front door.

It only happened in Film Noir, back in the 1940's. 

And in other Canadian News.  According to Yahoo News!  video, our own Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen ("Yo Stevie"  to George W. Bush) Harper has a Stylist who moonlights as
a Fortune Teller.

But she does not give interviews.  Unlike Betsy Balega, who had the pleasure of being interviewed by Global Television last week at The Pantages Spa.

The way the Financial Markets are going, you're going to need more than crystal balls.

How 'bout titanium ones?  That oughta do it.

And in other News.  Clay Aiken and Lindsay Lohan are both out of the closet.

I am too busy with my life to be concerned with  theirs.

I'm too busy being F. Lee Baily to Canada Post.

And in Entertainment News.

The best entertainers on tv this week, are both Octogenarians.  No, they're not Libras.

I speak of Don Rickles and Cloris Leachman.

He was  the BEST highlight at The Emmy and Cloris stole the show on
Dancing with the Stars this week.  Not bad gams for 82.


That reminds me I must go now to vote, so she is sure to return.

And go to the Post Office. 

Well Glory Be to God it's bad enough that The Toronto Star wasn't out by 7 am today, I survived my coffee sans newspaper, only to come home, and launch my Yahoo email, only to see  Gov. Palin, has been voted the Vice President, of choice,  by all American White Trash Voters, or AWTV's.

Whatsa matter Malick, cantcha afford the pricey specs that Hockey Mom Sarah Palin dons?

Is this Lens Envy?  Because, God knows, Palin sure gets more air time than vous.  And deservedly so.

And she is more of a Prime Time hit, than anything ever ordered by Tony Soprano.

Hey Malick, ya know when you're the featured send up on SNL, you have arrived.

Apparently, you haven't.

And what is it,  that you have to go after the Governor's daughter?

How gauche (told ya I was bilingual).

There's a saying, in New York, there are only 2 classes of people:

First Class, and no class. 

You are the latter.

Toronto Psychic, and Radio Host, Betsy Balega, is interviewed today, from The Pantages Spa, 200 Victoria St. Toronto, Ontario.

Global Television is interested to know what else Betsy sees in the future of gas prices.

Betsy gave her predictions back on August 22 and because of her accuracy, she will be sharing her thoughts and forecasts with Global Television and their tv viewers.

Accordingly,  the Pantages Spa is going to be the place to be over the next 2 years to survive the ride.

Forget Behemoth at Canada's Wonderland.  Just take a trip to the pumps.

It's with great joy and happiness that i'll be reading at The Pantages Spa, in Toronto , this Friday, September 19.

Joy and Happiness, words used often in The Law of Attraction.
And the Anti-Aging Spa, The Pantages, attracts the Best.

Toronto is home to many spas, but it's mho, The Pantages Spa is, like Frank sang, A-#1.

There's nothing better than relaxing, having a fabulous meal, a pedicure, a manicure, a massage, and then peeking into your future with me, at The Pantage Spa, inside The Pantages Hotel, 200 Victoria Street, in downtown Toronto.

Lisa Borquez, and her husband Rigo, are the Owners.  They, and their super staff, really know how to make Americans, World Travelers, and yes, Torontonians, feel welcomed.

One of the best features of The Pantages Spa, is, Location Location Location!

Nestled in the heart of downtown Toronto, Pantages Spa is a heartbeat from The Canon Theatre, The Eaton Centre, the revered Massey Hall and Yonge St.  Canada's "42nd Street."

It's been a whilwind of parties lately, with Paris Hilton hosting, a party a night, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, and so many other celebs in  town.  Now it's time to relax, restore and recharge af The Pantages.

If you'd like to book a reading, a 30 minute consultation is $80, an hour $160.

In Toronto, The Pantages Spa 416-367-1888.

Come and see what it's like to be Pampered, Refreshed and Revived.

The headlines around the world today, are no surprise, and are "Old News" to anyone who attended my January 1, 2008 Party, when I predicted that the New York Stock Market would be hit harder than a home run by Babe Ruth, in September of 2008.

Every year a group of my friends, gather in Toronto, and tune in for the New Year.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but unfortunately, what occurred yesterday, on Wall Street, and reverberated to Bay Street, is just the beginning of a 2 Year Downturn Cycle.



As Vanna says, buh bye.

God Almighty, when did you think my name, Betsy Balega, and Paris Hilton's would show up in the same sentence, let alone Us 2 Divas being in the same room tomorrow night, when Paris Hilton hosts The Party, at the Ultra Supper Club on Queen Street West and I am one of the guests.

When hell freezes over?

No, that was The Eagles Tour.

Imagine my utter amazement to receive the invitation.

Paris, I give you an A+ for knowing whom to Mix n Mingle, with in Toronto. 
And for knowing who the Queen of Fun is in Toronto.

I never met an heiress I didn't like.

The party at The Ultra Supper Club starts at 9:30 with Host Paris Hilton, DJ's, dancing, music, TIFF People, Artsy Queen West Hipsters and me, Toronto Psychic to the Celebs,
Betsy Balega.

Did I forget Merlot?

Mais, non!