Crisis in Christianity

I have a News Flash.  You know the water shortage in Georgia is causing a crisis in Christianity.

The big problem is Baptism:

                The Baptists are sprinkling
                The Lutherans are using a damp cloth
                The Catholics are trying to change the Wine back to water
                The Presbyterians are taking a Rain Check
                and The Episcopalians are going to the dry cleaners for some steam

Quick!  Somebody do a Rain Dance.