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LETOYA SPEAKS OUT

Have you ever experienced a freaky fetish? Toes, Choking, Hair? We will discuss freaky fetishes that your Baller has.

You have met a baller, and he has wined and dined you to your heart's content. Now it's time to show him a great time without trying to compete with his wallet.

1. Go to Marshalls or T.J. Maxx and buy him a bottle of cologne and a pair of silk boxers. It doesn't have to be expensive. Remember he is the provider and you are there to make him happy. It's the little things you do that he loves. Most ballers know they are the providers and it's a man's job to take care of home. If a baller doesn't think this way he is not a baller. Most men drop the ball because their father figure was a piece of sh*t and they don't know any better. My recommendation is to leave them be. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Don't give him the gift yet.

2. Prepare a nice meal for him. It's thousands of recipe websites on the net. If he likes seafood, prepare a seafood dinner starting with soup and salad, and then the main course. Go to Williams and Sonoma and get the cakes in a box and just add eggs and water. They are the best kept secrets. Make sure you throw the box away, get rid of all evidence.

3. While serving him make sure you look great. Buy some lounging wear (boy shorts and a wife beater) while serving him. You don't have to wear a teddy to get him in the mood. Give him something to look forward too.

4. After dinner put on some music. Prepare a play list on your Ipod or CD to set the mood. Talk, light some candles and smile. If he tries to rip your clothes off, hold off as long as you can. Talk about childhood memories. Take out your photo album and get to know him better. Make sure you are drinking during this talking session.

5. While he is talking, pull out his d**k and start s*cking it gently. Guide his hands to your n*pples and let him know what you want. Whisper sweet nothings in his ear. Make it your business to serve him and please him. In return he will serve you up more. After this session whip out your gifts. Watch him tear up.

Watch what happens next! Until next time.

So, before I get into it this may offend several females; others will know what i mean: Im gonna start with the basics: THE ALPHA FEMALE.

Like the male, the alpha female must be a leader at all times, not much so with her man but with other females and at work: this type of female is elusive; runs alone frequently; is charming; disarming; and has little or no female friends: she has folks she can connect with but this b*tch is definitely for self; she is about making it by any means necessary and still get folks to like her; most women want to be alpha females or at least be close to them; notable alpha females are anna wintour; martha stewart; oprah winfrey; tyra banks, and a few others: there are very few TRUE alpha females abound; beyonce is NOT an alpha female, but debatable--moving on.

This female is successful; she gets what she wants; has had or has men at her whim: One thing she knows is that other females will hold her back: not trusting or befriending other women is common: If you want to succeed in the race to get a baller you need to leave your female friends behind and be willing to crush them if neccessary: Here are some tips:

1. If you find your man and best friend in bed together beat BOTH of their azzes; but beat hers twice as long: Never listen to the adage that the sisterhood is more important because thats bullsh*t at the end of the day: Her azz was supposed to be a friend and considering how emotion driven most women are they are capable of anything ANYTHING; even your mama and your sister; too:::LOL: So be smart: Never get too close to women when you have a baller, they will f*ck him...I dont care how many highschool photos and times you shared together--destroy the b*tch!

2. Girl, dont act desperate! A while ago I was at an event and I was flirting with a well known baller who was enjoying it so was I; my "friend" was quick to mention the tired ass DESPERATE word: This word was created by other women to hold other women back, they share this among themselves to f*ck with each others self esteem so that when u are home wondering if calling him is acting desperate they are scheming to get theirs; most likely YOURS.

3. Keep Your Enemies Far and Your Girl Friends Farther. Ladies, and the "sister girl" brigade may disagree, but in the land of milk and honey (ballers!) it is every woman for herself; that means that if a baller was dating your friend; and now he wants to get SERIOUS with you; go for it! The traditional rules do not apply here at all: She would do it! If it's between working at the local gas station and bagging your girl friend's rich man who she is totally f*cking up; then do it: Dont worry about what he is thinking; he aint got to know: As far as that you can tell him "We was never that close anyway": Believe that!

Being this type of woman is a rarity; few can pull it off, and being a true alpha female does not mean you dont have friends; it only means you are your best friend! You may hang with chicks; but u aint one: you are a mysterious; elusive creature known for bringing men and their empires down when ready; One thing I learned is that American women are the only chicks still on this sisterhood or "my girl would never" train...women from other countries and islands know the deal and they get and keep their man::::Carib women will kill a b*tch; they dont play and neither should we!

If this all comes as a bitter pill to swallow then you may want to think your commitment to this life; it aint for everyone.....but the ones that are committed have a seat at the table called "the good life".

with that said; get 'em girl!