Dr. Dan Christmas Special

Despite his best efforts at self-immolation following a hypocritical evening of smoking an e-cig and wearing his pants around his knees, I have managed to extinguish the flames and coax Dr. Dan to join in one more episode of the sometimes epiphanous, but most often downright ridiculous ASK DR DAN SHOW!!!

This episode is something we are both giddy with excitement over, since we are finally able to tell people what we really feel. I don't want to give it away, but rest assured that tonight's episode is going to be different from any other, and if we don't manage to offend you, we deeply apologize and will make every effort to do so as well as we can in the future. Consider tonight's episode to be our little way of giving back.

Tonight will be the last episode of our 2013 fiscal year as well as the final show for Dr. Dan in the year of 2013 on the Gregorian calendar, so let's all make it our effort to make this the best one yet. Your all-time favorite host, Ryan (me), will be not be back on the show until January 31st, as he will be on a quest to find his inner light. But fear not, for I will be back soon enough to drag the show down to the level of despair it rightfully deserves reside in.