American Daily Review

The Mullahs hit the jackpot, which means Barack Obama must have been riding around Tehran in a mini-van with a big boquet of roses, a bottle of champagne, and a bag of nuclear triggers; The Black Friday Riots, or "the brawls at the malls," or "I deserve a purple heart for that purple My Little Pony saddle," or "Grandpa got run over by a taser"; What would happen if Black Friday was held at healthcare.gov and nobody showed up?  We're guaranteed to find out; And another guest-hosting gig for JASmius to be thankful for.