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From the Rose City of Portland, Oregon, JASmius joins Doug Gibbs in marking the final descent of Dick Clark's ball, the tiresomely predictable legislative fate of the White House's Buffet Rule campaign stunt, the inevitable uptick in Taliban offensives as The Onc[e] prepares to cut & run from Afghanistan like he did Iraq, and an on-the-spot report on the Bill Walton Municipal Hippie Shrine. Don't forget your "granola" incense!