Things that make you go hmm  

It's my job to provide a service. this service is to inform and enlighten my younger, less aware audience. You old farts know what i am talking about so just see if you agree with me.

Here are some thing i have notice when i venture in a club. this goes for every club in america.

heres what i have noticed:

The cute women gets all the attention in the club. The ugly and fat chicks only get attention when the club is closing.

Women alway fall for players.  Hint : these are usually the guys who walkup to you and talk your ear off on how beautiful you look. If it sounds like he has rehearsed this line then it is more than likely you are a victim to the player. Dont be pissed if he plays you, after all, You prefer a guy walking up to you and 80% of the time that type of guy is a player.

The ugliest chicks think they are the hottest chicks in the club. Thats normally because by the time the club close they suddenly become the hottest chick in the club.  Thats when the guys suddenly scramble to get any girl they can find.

Women like men who are in demand. If they can land the guy all of their friends think is hot then they feel like they have accomplished something for the day. Even if they dont like his ass!!

A guy who dances like he is in a musical is gay. Race makes no difference and if he is not gay then he is aspiring to be gay.

If you are dirty dancing on the floor that is ok. If a guy that you dont know has your tity in his hand while your grinding then your a slut. Sorry those are the rules.

Men assume that women who come to the club alone are looking for someone to bone. Have you ever just thought that maybe women who come to the club alone are just raving alcoholics?

Just because someone talks to you does not make you the hottest person in the club. Maybe they are chatty or maybe it's closing time!!

Just because someone wants to dance with you does not mean they want to sleep with you or marry you. Get over yourself.

A guy dancing to  dancing queen or YMCA or It's raining men.. is gay even is he is dancing with a chick and if your girl forced you to get out there to dance then not only are you gay but your a pus*y too.

Every black guy was not born to dance!!  We can look stupid on the dance floor too.

Avoid women who seem to know a lot of guys. I know it may seem like a challenge to pull that type of woman but take my advice . Which brings me to this:

Getting into a fight in a club over a woman you dont know is a waste of good alcohol.  Pus*y is not worth waking up in jail crying about the bum who decided to take a piss on your head while you were sleeping.

Women will always hate on other women. Women will make fun of another womans outfit, hairstyle, shoes, body and face.  The funny part is that most of the time the person that the woman is making fun of is the same person the guy they are with is actually attracted to. Of course he wont say sh*t. She'll kill him! But it just goes to show that women dont have a freakin clue what guys think is attractive.

The cuter the chick the more bi-sexual she acts. I dont get that but cuter girls always want to grind their girlfriends on the dance floor. When ugly chicks do that it looks more like a felony assault.

Women trust no guys.  Women will trust another chick even if she is a total stranger unless she is wearing fu*ked up shoes.

Guys trust no one until they sleep with them and even then they maybe a little iffy about it.

These are observations not guide lines. I cant say everyone is like that but i can say MOST clubs are like that.

So remember these observations and see what i am talking about  but remember one thing:

Whatever you learn here is not going to help your sorry ass one damn bit

TGIF MoFos!!!!!