BERNIE MAC & ISAAC HAYES RETROSPECTIVE. GROWN MEN WHO LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS,

THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE WHO REFUSE TO GROW UP AND TAKE THEIR MOMMY'S NIPPLES OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS AND MOVE OUT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. HOW CAN YOU RESPECT THEM? ARE THEY MEN? I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MEN IN THEIR 30'S WHICH IS BAD, BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT MEN IN THEIR 40'S! WHY DO WE FEEL A CONNECTION TO CERTAIN CELEBRITIES WHEN THEY DIE, EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T PERSONALLY KNOW THEM? EVERYONE SHOULD BE GRANTED 5 FREE PASSES TO WHIP SOMEONES ASS IN THEIR LIFETIME. PEOPLE ARE STUPID, IGNORANT AND DIFFICULT TO GET ALONG WITH, FOR INSTANCE CO-WORKERS. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU WISHED YOU COULD JUST LAY SOMEONE OUT. IMAGINE KICKING YOUR BOSSES ASS KNOWING YOU CAN'T GET FIRED. THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY OR VIOLENT, BUT I BELIEVE PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE AS RUDE TO EACH OTHER IF THERE WAS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT THERE WOULD BE AN ASS-WHIPPIN WAITING FOR THEM. ROAD RAGE (WHICH I SUFFER FROM) EXAMPLE: THE ASS IN FRONT OF YOU WAITING TO MAKE A LEFT TURN REFUSES TO MOVE INTO THE INTERSECTION, THE LIGHT TURNS RED AND YOUR STILL STUCK BEHIND THE DOUCHE. YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAR, PULL THAT IDIOT OUT OF HIS OR HER VEHICLE AND COMMENCE THE BEAT DOWN. WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED YOU GET BACK IN YOUR CAR GO AROUND THEM AND GO ON ABOUT YOUR MERRY WAY. AHH THE JOY OF SELF EXPRESSION, WOULD THAT NOT BE A SLICE OF UTOPIA?