JD Lamb  

A press statement released today by the Executive Administration’s Propaganda Minister states that beloved and respected American icon, Uncle Sam, was injured in a tragic accident and is in critical condition at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, where he remains in a coma.

Sources close to the Administration say Uncle Sam was attempting to gain an audience with would-be dictator B.H. Obama to express his outrage over the blatant lies, general expression of weakness, and overall stupidity, contained in the anti-American speech delivered by the aspiring Fuhrer in Cairo earlier this week. As the Iconic American figure made his approach, the “Fat Lady” created by Obama’s economic policy of excessive spending, bloated government, and taxation of future generations, attempted to block his approach, tripped over “The Great One’s” tongue and fell squarely on top of Uncle Sam, causing severe injuries. Sources also say that “The Anointed One” has expressed no concern for the old man’s misfortune and only commented that his tongue seemed sore.

Doctors at Walter Reed Army Medical Center are not optimistic concerning Uncle Sam’s chances for a full recovery as long as the Obama administration continues to degrade American values.

Doctors at Bethesda Naval Hospital have issued a statement saying that unfortunately there is no permanent damage to Mr. Obama’s tongue.

For: Make-A-Statement.org Internet News, I’m J.D. Lamb