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The Holy Triumvirate of nonsense and audible debauchery. And sports. Sometimes. The New York Times hails it as "For the last time, we don't write reviews f

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Shady's pretty shitty, but he's not the first NFL star (allegedly) responsible for a beaten woman. With too many incidents to choose from, we highlight just a few of the NFL's deep roster of abusers. Papa John dropped the n-bomb on a... more

6.28.2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last episode four by Lil Jakespeare

Hall of Fame Pitcher and beef manufacturer Nolan Ryan stops by to share his thoughts on the Atlanta Braves experimenting with human meat as part of their ballpark fare. We tear apart the top 10 players in the NFL as voted by the... more

It's Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold: The Bodies Issue. Did that corpse found in the freezer at SunTrust Park make you think of O.J. Simpson? Us too! We sat down with the former Hertz spokesman and DID NOT talk football. Juice's killer... more

6.21.2018 If Ya' Aint First Ya Last Episode three by Lil Jakespeare

Ed Werder starting the #MeToo movement for old white men. The word “kite” sounds a lot like a racial slur. More upsetting: Kawhi Leonard trying to deport himself from San Antonio or Pop upping his wife’s life insurance policy. A BBQ... more

Fuck you. Thanks for listening.

More Upsetting: A wing restaurant tweeting the n-word or calling you fat to your face? Having only a handful of your favorite players showing up to the White House or the POTUS uninviting all of them? Dak n' Zeke buying wiener water... more

I'm not sure how to describe what happened today. Why don't you get off your lazy ass and tell us what happened for a change?

We discuss the Santa Fe High School shooting. BFST with bagged-wine. We do our best Jim Brockmire impression. More Upsetting: domestic abuse or 9-1-1 Tom Foolery? Watching the Royal Wedding or glossing over slavery? Police brutality... more